Dov's Problems: Volume 1

Kleiman we have a PROBLEM

So every time I send a Dov tweet to our group chat, Matt charges me $5 on Venmo. I've only ever paid once, but sometimes I like to see what our favorite aggregator account is up to, and aggregate him (them?) myself to help you win your fantasy football league. I crunched the numbers (read the posts), and here is my March update.

Ashton Jeanty

Bouncing a ball off a wall, hopping over some sticks, that's the good shit. That's how you know a guy will be a PROBLEM. I am moving Ashton Jeanty up in my RB rankings to the Top 5.

The New York Jets

That is a picture of Kyler Murray, but that doesn't really matter because we are talking about who will be a PROBLEM, and it's the Jets. Matthew Berry is a former Hollywood screenwriter who became a fantasy analyst, eventually earned roles with ESPN and NBC, and is largely responsible for the ESPN Fantasy app that so many of us have used in the last decade. He would know! So far, the Jets have traded for Geno Smith, and Kyler Murray remains unsigned, so I trust the process, and I'm moving the New York Jets into my Top 5.

Zay Flowers

Zay Flowers was a highly productive wide receiver last year on a disappointing Baltimore Ravens team. Waka Flocka Flame will make that better. I think? I like Waka, and I like the MGK song Wild Boy where he is featured and talks about Goku. I don't know where I'm going with this, but the biggest problems on the Ravens are the aging roster, including the quarterback. Either way, I am moving Zay Flowers into my Top 5.

The Houston Texans

Polymarket (noun): A market where everyone involved insists it's normal, but something doesn't seem right.

Sure man, whatever. The day before this was posted, the Texans traded OL Juice Scruggs and two picks for David Montgomery, and also traded OT Tytus Howard to the Browns. CJ Stroud may be getting the respect he deserves, but the biggest PROBLEM might be his offensive line. Oh and also he might be bad, but just in case he isn't, I am moving him into my Top 5.

Michael Penix Jr

Setting aside the fact that Jon Gruden is an incredible moron, if Kevin Stefanski can build an offense that plays to MPJ's strengths, he could be a good late-round QB in redraft or Superflex QB2. I wouldn't call him a problem, but hey he might be better this year, right?

Right?

Yep, Top 5.

Keon Coleman

Speaking of being better this year, it's the guy who was benched multiple times for being late during the regular season! Maybe he hated his coach and he will grow up this year, maybe not. If he does, he actually does have a chance to be a problem. If he doesn't, well, then us Bills fans talk about it until we die. Go Bills. Keon Coleman is moving into my Top 5.